im a good person i didnt ask for this 

DO NOT KISS BIRDS

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way

Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead. Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them. Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.

I honestly never thought I’d see a critical analysis of Ed, Edd, and Eddy

i hope so

“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”

“The geese built Dubai and returned.”

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

I have a Steam friend who thinks they’re funny

Making fun of your internet friends like

// ollies in out of nowhere and jumps onto the snk band wagon h…hey guys it’s been a while… ..

Things I'm good at:

1. Trying to open the car door right as someone unlocks it causing them to have to lock it then unlock it again

2. Doing it a second time

every haikyuu fic ive ever read

someone: what do i do

suga, appearing out of literally nowhere: 

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something

me at 2 am: