paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you

SWEET BOOP OF MIIIINE

BOOP BOOP BOOP

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

Canada goose dragon! HÖNK

-2618

@elodieunderglass

Oh!!!

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

“there is no moral. the wolf eats you one day and until it does, the forest is beautiful.”

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

this this this

diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

he has a pussy yes but does he have a heart. post cancelled that sounds like a taylor swift lyric

my boy he has a pussy but he doesn't have a heart

he's playing games with me just like i'm mario from kart

i'm a published writer btw

I think reading folktales is the best antidote to Cinemasins everything-needs-a-logical-explanation brainrot, and by folktales I don't mean the disneyfied versions made to fit modern narrative sensibilities of three act structure and want versus need character arcs, I mean the unprocessed versions harvested straight from the mouth of some elderly european hick and thrown straight into the page with no revisions. The ones where a frog hops from inside a bathtub to tell the queen she's with child then disappears never to be seen again, where a chopped arm can grow anew from its stump like a willow, where a mother gives birth to a talking baby riding a goat. Some of you could use a bit of dreamlike absurdity with no explanation but the themes it represents, not the mechanics that allow it.

i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers

nff (nest friend forever)

in order to beat the state-of-the-art, you need to physically beat its authors

Here's your reminder that it's never too late to brush your teeth

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?