amanda likes the internet

Mantra.

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

Timely reminder that the March new moon is this Saturday, and there is a solar eclipse the same day.

If anybody wants a second round of Yeet That Bullshit Into The Devouring Void, Saturday night's all right for fighting (fascism)! 👍

Jenny Holzer’s marquees, a solid reminder to be good.

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

Henriette Ronner-Knip - Immodest (detail)

important lasagna discourse [x]

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

@stvksn on ig

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

i love this more and more every time i see it.

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

Mood

are you a gen z (28 and younger) person who uses tumblr regularly?

i don't care how much you post or how many people follow you, send me a message! i've got a journalist from business insider who wants to talk to you about why you love tumblr!!

(also i want to know i'm nosy)

update: thank you EVERYONE who replied and sent messages. she was able to get in touch with some of you and i will reblog this again when the article comes out!!

you don't know about her painting skills

every day I go through the tags on this post and collect the 10k ones to scream at them

no. NO NO

never. it will never be a 10k post. if this post gets 10k notes I'll fucking eat my words (by that I mean I will scribble down 'words' on a small piece of paper and eat it)

my fate is gonna be eating paper if this gets 10k notes

you know what. if this gets 20k I'll paint the words 'oh no' on my nails. I'm already suffering enough might as well make it worse

LIES

I'm blowing up your house

they're doing note laundering in there

licking the fucking ham

i made the note laundering ham slab in spore [2008]

is

peel-able?

for the sake of you having actually eaten the paper,

yes