me, after calc: **becomes a math major**

me, after taking upper level math:

discussion:

which Hogwarts house do you think you’d be LEAST suited for?

what is it about fungi that’s so mythical and freaky and set in humanities heads as “fable and Other Folk” fodder

the lore

the vibes

the spooky feeling in the Ghosts and Aliens Section of my brain that goes off

like, look at this and tell me that magic isn’t real and doesn’t want to strip us bare and use our souls as bartering chips in cosmic games of poker

mushrooms are an ancient force of growth and decay, life and rot, collapse and creation; they have been here long before us and will remain long after we’re gone- devouring that which kills us and creating that which forgets us.

it is best you tread carefully.

I’m studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go “listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms”

But the mushroom can. Trust the mushroom. It Knows.

Nightmare Before Christmas but it’s that iCarly meme

Please Help

So my stepdad kicked me out because my disability paperwork hasn’t gone though yet, which to him means that I’m just ‘slacking’. I have nowhere to stay and if I take the car to go sleeping in it, there’s no doubt in my mind he’ll report it as stolen.

I don’t even care about the cost of my meds anymore, I just need a warm place to sleep. I don’t care about anything else, I just need somewhere where I won’t freeze to death in the coming weeks.

I’m so fucking sorry for having to beg for money like this like a piece of shit but I don’t know what else to do.

Again, I’m so sorry for having to beg and just... fuck I don’t know what else to do. I’m so sorry.

https://www.paypal.me/kaijuno

So... I’ve been able to get a roof over my head but that’s about it. I have no other resources or money other than what meager bs I can scrounge up for rent Please help if you can 💜

Please Help

So my stepdad kicked me out because my disability paperwork hasn’t gone though yet, which to him means that I’m just ‘slacking’. I have nowhere to stay and if I take the car to go sleeping in it, there’s no doubt in my mind he’ll report it as stolen.

I don’t even care about the cost of my meds anymore, I just need a warm place to sleep. I don’t care about anything else, I just need somewhere where I won’t freeze to death in the coming weeks.

I’m so fucking sorry for having to beg for money like this like a piece of shit but I don’t know what else to do.

Again, I’m so sorry for having to beg and just... fuck I don’t know what else to do. I’m so sorry.

https://www.paypal.me/kaijuno

So... I’ve been able to get a roof over my head but that’s about it. I have no other resources or money other than what meager bs I can scrounge up for rent Please help if you can 💜

10 Formas de Decir “Te Amo” en México. 10 Ways to say “I love you” in Mexico.

Books have been invaluable sources of information for centuries. For those who study the colonial era, the Aztec codices are some of the only resources about Aztec culture. Some contain the Aztec language, called Nahuatl, and almost all display a marked difference from contemporary European texts in their heavy use of images rather than words to convey meaning.

This limited edition facsimile of the Codice Veitia, published in 1986, details the Aztec calendar and ceremonies. The original 1755 manuscript resides in the Royal Palace of Madrid, and was itself made by copying an older codex called the Codex Ixtlilxóchitl (1550).

-Lauren Galloway, student employee

don’t ever let anyone make you feel ashamed for not going down a conventional path (e.g. not finishing college or starting college later in life, doing an internship in your late 20s, not having a "career” by a certain age). all of this is arbitrary. do not create a life that aims to satisfy everyone but yourself. you worked hard as fuck to get to where you are. don’t you dare let others including yourself diminish those efforts. you do not deserve that. especially if you did it all while battling mental illness. 

People need to leave religious scientists alone 

Some people will - completely unprovoked, unasked and uninformed beyond whatever D*wk*ns et al drooled on them - launch into looong threads about how religion and science are “incompatible” because “logic wins” or whatever and they want to be purposefully controversial it’s so pointless and stupid and annoying.

It’s even more annoying when they demand “proof” from religious people that God exists. You’re a scientist. Look at the universe and the natural world around you. What more are you expecting? 

Computational Thermodynamics

I am interested in learning more about computational thermodynamics and I am wondering if anyone can recommend some resources. I have looked a little online but there are a large number of textbooks and I want to make sure I get a good one. 

Thanks!

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

__________

 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

 Front Desk:

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

I’m saving this.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.