“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.
"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-
...nevermind
c2e72 // c3e93
here for the wlw mlm violence again <3 because you just Know she has not forgotten about the Maude thing back at the ball <33
In light of the Orym feelings confirmation last night, it makes "Dorian ran from something he wanted but didn't think he could have" even more poignant.
There's every possibility both Dorian and Orym are harboring serious feelings for each other and both think they're unrequited. It's truly Mutual Pining, Everyone Knows But Them, "You came?"/"You called" . . .
They're idiots, your honor 😭
Opal kept repeating "Fy'ra is a tank, Fy'ra can handle it" all fight and Fy'ra Rai turned around and said you're right I can handle it so let me walk beside you and refused to take no for an answer
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.
they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there
i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
don’t do this to me
she gets it
SAME AIMEE SAME
Aimee and Liam roleplaying on Twitter is literally my favourite thing.
i think a lot about mary shelley helping a lesbian couple
