courtroom

judge: does the defendant have any special requests me: Death penalty judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me

@boobs-and-blondes

Is that a wrench omg

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

Britney Spears | 2016 Billboard Music Awards

An underground star

the true gay icon

My new step dad not gon last long around here

The GOP Debate is literally a Real Housewives Reunion

this is such an iconic britney moment that we can not forget

Iconic

cinoci

Britney when Myah Marie shows up at her door

it’s true!