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ylieke

Upon the confines of Dor Daedeloth, the land of Morgoth, FĆ«anor was surrounded by Balrogs. Long he fought on, and undismayed, though he was wrapped in fire and wounded with many wounds; but at the last he was smitten to the ground by Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs.

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penny-anna

ok if weā€™re going to baselessly speculate about why Hcav is leaving the Witcher letā€™s at least get creative with it

- had a torrid love affair with another cast member (not saying which one) and now that theyā€™ve broken up working together is just kind of awkward

- he saw how he looked in the contacts in s2 and was so embarrassed he had to quit

- fired for stealing swords from the set

- sudden onset debilitating fear of horses

- he mixed up the silver and the steel swords one (1) time and couldnā€™t live with the shame

- they made him take his shirt off too much

- they wouldnā€™t let him take his shirt off enough

- he went Full Method and realised Geralt of Rivia would never agree to star in a show about his own life

- the other cast members voted him out of the polycule

- he was Team Triss and was mad the showrunners were Team Yennefer

- got in an argument with the horse actor portraying Roach and refused to work with her ever again

- is actually a Kryptonian in real life and the time has come for him to go be a superhero for real

- Liam Hemsworth has dirt on him and blackmailed him into stepping down so he could take over the role

- Liam Hemsworth challenged him to a sword fight for the job & bested him in combat

- lost a bet

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i love seeing the amazon lotr discourse as someone who hasnt read the silmarillion. someone will be likeĀ ā€œand in this article theyre saying Folfingariel was in Bimbolā€™bur during the rise of the 2nd age yet in the text Tolkien *clearly* states that he was busy crafting the bracers of Finglehelm up until the fall of Dghsdjkfgheim šŸ™„ā€. and im just here like. wow i cant believe they would say hes in bimbleburā€¦.

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warthoong
MĆ­riel:*invents death*
Finwƫ:*invents second marriage*
FĆ«anor:*invents kinslaying*
Nerdanel:*invents divorce*
Maedhros:*invents abdication of the throne*
Maglor&Fingon:*invent adoption*
Turgon:*invents death penalty*
Aegnor:*invents romantic relationship with human race*
Manwƫ, holding "Laws and Customs among the Eldar", eye twitching: I'm fine.
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