The Sauciest Sauce

im gonna snap one day and just shave the front of my head like Peter Gabriel in the 60s

me showing up to thanksgiving dinner in two days 

thats grimes

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”

Less Artsy

this tweet killed me so i had to share

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

sing us a song you’re the piano man

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

Hawt chocletey miluk.

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

Oh my god I found the whole video

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

Ariana Grande looks so good