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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
me walking into class late, 2 over due essays, didn’t do the extra reading, no pen, no notes, and didn’t bring the textbook
For all u mountain climbers out there
*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*
You literally did not have to say that
i didn’t
do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends
all that’s needed
psychologist: *diagnoses me with something* me: so i have that? it’s canon?
i was just thinking about this tweet lmao.
some people on here literally are like “i’m heterosexual!” and then when you call them straight they’re like “NO!! BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T THE SAME AS BEING STRAIGHT!!” and then they block you and you check their blog and they’re 35 years old and th
me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob
i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it
psychic *reads my mind*
Me;
how youtube makeup gurus be to me.
I’m in love with the great British bake off
This is my personal favorite(so far)
I must start watching this.
do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you
hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean
