“We don’t just have a skeleton,” said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. “We have a dinosaur as it would have been.”

Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found.

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unfathomable

This is maybe the coolest thing I’ve ever reblogged.

That motherfucker died giving the side-eye.

eventually we will run out of fossils to find, but damn there are some cool ones

Cristina Gómez on Instagram

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

them fishes be like

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

what a great week to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

You’re an exclusionist? Damn that’s crazy let me know how the curb tastes

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

books had absolutely no right trying to tell me that swamp hags are villains. the older i get the more i can feel myself yearning to become that bitch baba yaga. i dont want skin and i dont want a system of commerce and currency i want moss for hair and a big bubbling cauldron

to be clear yes i think swamp hags are evil im just saying that theyre right

“Swamp hags are evil!” Yeah, so’s capitalism, and swamp hags have a better aesthetic and have rules that make sense, so what’s your point?

Chapter by Chapter - Book 1, Chapter 10: Halloween

🎶   “Children behave!”  That’s what they say when we’re together!  🎶  

I am not ready for the mood guys

UPDATES ON THE JOSH FIGHT!

According to Fawcette, the main streamer of the event, the amount of Joshes who turned up is about 75-100 Joshes. Any streams are really laggy, but for those who couldn’t tune in here are some pics:

These were taken from a laggy stream, but as you can see the turnout is massive. The crowd is estimated to be at least 200 people.

The latest winner from the series of Josh fights is “Tiny Josh”, a four year old child who was inducted into the battle. As of right now, the bearer for the title of “The One True Josh” is the original Josh Swain.

Updates will continue if the stream stops lagging.

UPDATE:

Apparently there is someone here known as “Big Josh.” Big Josh is getting ready to battle the remaining Joshes. Let’s pray for these poor souls.

UPDATE:

CROWD NUMBERS WAY EXCEED PREVIOUS ESTIMATES. THE TOTAL TURNOUT AS OF RIGHT NOW IS SPECULATED TO BE CLOSE TO A THOUSAND PEOPLE.

“Special Joshes” now include:

People are lining up to meet the Josh known as “The One True Josh”. He is the original Josh Swain and has gathered a cult following like some sort of modern day Jesus.

While Josh Swain has been dubbed the One True Josh by his followers, the official One True Josh has been declared.

THE WINNER OF JOSH FIGHT IS....

LITTLE JOSH.

Little Josh has received 6000 as a prize to donate to a children’s hospital in Nebraska. He truly is the One True Josh.

UPDATE:

There is now a sub category of Josh fight devoted to those who brought a pool noodle but are not named Josh. These people are allowed to compete in a series of battles that will crown the “Honorary Josh.”

@fairyofsomething I'm so sorry to tell you but this is/was today. Also