Only Hope.

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

© Lindsey Byrnes

I mean, come on! Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding in I, Tonya (2017)

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

me: [can’t handle intimacy, too terrified of rejection to be in a relationship, often completely cuts contact with people out of fear that they’ll get sick of me, a general fool with paranoia issues] i want a girlfriend