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laughed really hard about this I'm sorry

he's all in

he’s all in

he's all in

anyway. onto better things

onto better things thursday

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

i love the way cats will wander over and pretend to search for a place to sit before they decide to sit on you. we both know you only came here to sit on me. stop pretending to be so cool.

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol