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MAXIMUM WHEAT

@some-bread / some-bread.tumblr.com

hey i am gabe/toast and i use this website like once a week
tacchi-mi, timesforham, and hornpoint
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“My life was dull, my life was drab, ‘til I acquired the gift of gab! Always be excellent - never be rude. Get the gift of gab from Dr. Dude! - The “Gift of Gab Rap”, Dr. Dude and His Excellent Ray (Bally/ Midway) [available as dlc for FarSight’s Pinball Arcade]

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you think the "white guy who only listens to aesop and is really pretentious about it" community is fostered on tumblr

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do you think that joshua graham has ever run of toilet paper after a particularly grody dump out there in Zion and looked at his bandage-wrapped hands with indescribable conflict in his heart

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my dad: posts a selfie on instagram

me: [image description: a pudgy and red-faced man with patchy facial hair. His hairline looks to be receding despite his best efforts. the rest of his body is out of frame but it can be inferred that it is bloated and weak from years of a sedentary lifestyle. His face is stuck in a dead eyed and slack jawed gape that speaks of a man who refuses to buy xboxes. he is wearing a gay shirt. end id]

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