before you make fun of viktor nikiforov and his large forehead i’ll let you know that’s where he stores his gay energies

“their tongues battled for dominance–”

-dm voice- “i’m going to need both tongues to roll initiative”

marley got in the way when i was trying to take a picture of my mom’s flowers

“roll to shit your pants”

1. You shit someone else’s pants.

20. you shit everyones pants, including your own

I can’t believe Kojima’s jerking off to untextured HD renders of Mads

[2014-09-12] 3326 | Balkan + Landscape

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

I missed the tit hole sweater and the cat lingerie meme. I won’t let this one pass too. 

lush employee: hello, how can I–

me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

Johan Christian Dahl (Norwegian, 1788-1857), Cloud Study, 1832. Oil on paper mounted on cardboard, 20.3 × 20 cm.

via dappledwithshadow

I think my favourite D&D story is the time our carpenter character rolled to build a desk and somehow got three 20’s in a row and now every time a character sees the desk they have to roll to resist immediately orgasming at the sight of it

y’all on this website: engaging in hardcore performative morality whilst being completely removed from any semblance of genuine human interaction and further encouraging a breakdown of all discussion into nothing but a comparison of various identities and faux-credentials

me:

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