Love and Stuff

My first reaction was like really?  In an apple store?

But then seeing the disgust in that old woman’s face in the background really gives me life.

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“Don’t mind me, I’ll just sing these beautiful melodies while casually applying lip balm.”  

Okay but them girls with a little chub but still flat tummies with a curvaceous coke bottle body don’t count as fat girls. Y'all swear y'all down for the big girls, but is you really? Are you for the ones with rolls and stretch marks down their belly? Are you for the ones with disproportionate bodies? Are you here for the one that stomach fall below their waistline? If not, you were never for big girls, stop acting like because you post girls with a bit of pudge you doing something or your for something. You’re not, end of story.

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

As someone whose played instruments before this makes me ridiculously happy. 

deep

im literally screaming right now

i was her speechwriter

i’m going to pass out

The great thing about Parks & Rec is Leslie’s facial expressions, like, you can just stop any frame and Leslie’s just like

me trying to pull my life together

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

why is this the most relatable thing ive ever seen

employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage

customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals

what about employee v. customer fistfights

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

“Don’t ever let anyone else ruin your life. Because it’s your life, so you should ruin it.” [upbeat music]

@skylinegiraffe It you

Oh god. It IS me.

@the-general-grievous

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh

when u wake up & delete all ur personal posts from last night

I had a dream last night that Neko Atsume added a new food item called “Shitty Bitz” and buying it gave you fish instead of the other way ‘round but it put it out as soon as you bought it and you couldn’t replace it and it took forever to get emptied out (the only way to get rid of it) because it would only attract two cats and their names were Hobo and Glunkus but also that was the only way to get those two cats to show up.  Hobo looked like a kinda dirty brown cat and Glunkus looked like the devil like he was black and his entire face was teeth.  I woke up crying