liv!

FLORP!

Please Correct For Historical Inaccuracies

sorry sir! here you go

Please AND Thanks Yourr

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like

Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.

Slothful Jeremiah:

*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here

*Slothful Jeremiah*

y’all here making amish memes when they will never be able to see this and defend themselves

me in the kitchen at 1 am

goodnight to everyone but those pretentious assholes on chopped that choose the wooden logs to plate their food

RATTLESNAKE (a short)

Just, look!

I know the creators are fans of Sherlock (maybe one of them) and the NAME OF THE BOYS!

Sherwin: Sherlock

Jonathan: John

I mean SHER and JON

(I have no certains it’s only an opinion so don’t be rude, thanks!)

it’s literally been one day can you demons take the week off

Some people don’t get it so I made a handy guide.

someone: exotic pets are good!! me: yeah! someone: tigers and lions and chimpanzees make great pets me: nevermind i take it back fuck you

Rye (HxH08) is just about ready for his new home. He was hatched on 7/4/17 and currently weighs 7 grams empty. He has taken 3 unscented f/t meals. I would like him to take 2 more meals before he goes home.

Rye is a normal hognose 100% het albino. He is very squirmy, but calms easily when held. His ground color is extremely light compared to his siblings.

He is available for 150$ shipped anywhere in the continental USA, except to Colorado. Residents of Illinois must provide proof of permit.

Contact me for questions, details, or interest!

ON HOLD