roll a performance check

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

Ive ran out of ideas but keep rotating them in my brain

In which Opeli oversees Courtroom Etiquette

All of the battles in Lord of the Rings are so funny. Everyone looks gross and oily. Visibly covered in dirt. Probably could be tested for new strands of bacteria. Then there’s Legolas. Hair perfect and silky. Clothes impeccable. He probably smells like flowers or honey. What an inspiration.

Aragorn: Covered in blood and dirt. Noticeably exhausted. Hair tangled and limp and in his face. Angry and battle weary. Desperately sword fighting, trying to gain any hold on the enemy. 

Legolas: Fresh off of a spa day. Never weary. Every hair in it’s place, not a sign of blood or dirt anywhere. Casually grabs shield and surfs down stairs shooting arrows as his perfect platinum hair flows in the wind.

“Callum kept drawing, and even Soren got curious enough to look at it from across from him, getting an upside down view.”

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Chapter 5, Bone Feelings from The Devil You Thought You Knew by @thrandilf

Along with Prince Hiccup there's also Knight Astrid! Which it's pretty accurate if you ask me

been listening to TaZ again while i do the dishes. wtf do you mean there aint no lady godwin fan art. her character description was so outa left field i could picture her perfectly. this is what she looks like in my head :>

The Thundermen: quit your job.

Althea song: what

The Thundermen: help us destroy captalism

Viren if/when he hears about Aaravos getting out

the curtain rises! here it is.... my big piece for the @boycloakfanzine !!

i’ve been so excited to share this bad boy- i worked really hard on it and am super proud of the way it turned out!! working on the zine with everyone was a great experience, and i’m so happy i got to participate :)

with her many arms she steals sun from sky and boils all the water, misbehaviour