Is it raining where You are?

this is the only day you can reblog this

why today

just is.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

happy friday the 13th

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

vibe test came back negative :(

6/10 post. The joke hits but it’s not that funny.

what the fuck

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it

being online rots your brain and I’m like a pumpkin from Halloween that got left out til the end of November and now has to be scooped off the porch by the oldest son with a snow shovel

My brain because I make posts

I love this title because it implies that Mountain Dew is not typically edible, but rather it is some kind of poison

1 calorie per ball sack

happy bday curiosity, hope you’re having a good time up there

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

a little autobiographical piece about the internet

PAY FOR IT-MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE

you know who it is

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea