don't quit your gay job

A dog with a mission.

jennifer garner is 46 and she has not aged a day since 13 going on 30 and that’s just proof that if you’re a good person who leaves ben affleck the universe will be good to you

Meirl

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail

Wes Anderson: Who are you???

Taika Waititi: I’m you but stronger

adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

How could you forget this one though

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong

the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember