BOREDOM plus RGB COSPLAY plus WAY TOO MANY OUTFITS equals
Well, I’m not actually too sure what it equals, but I do have one question to ask…
Does this dress make me look fat?
Actually…
Red is a far better colour on me. Goes with my smile. Pity my shoes got cut out, I could kill a man in those heels. And still run rather fast, which suits me more anyway.
How about something more summery?
Nope, nope, that was a terrible idea. It’s bloody freezing today. No, seriously, it’s winter here. What on earth was I thinking wearing a summer dress and no shoes on tiled floors?
I’ll just huddle up in something warm for a while. Or maybe…
Something a bit differently dapper? Now all I’m missing is a tommy gun in a violin case.
Wait a second! Dial left his clothes lying around! I wonder…
NOPE NOPE NOPE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA WHY DID I DO THIS IT LOOKS HIDEOUS AND ALL FEELS SO WRONG.
I am incinerating this outfit first chance I get. That’s what you do with bio-hazards, correct? And with my cousin’s reluctance to bathe I’m certain these rags count as such.
Ugh, excuse me while I find a pool of bleach to wash off in. Fashion show’s over.
Farewell.
(*Gasp* ...My soulmate.)