[inspired by this]

• “actually… i just miss you.”
• “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
• “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
• “and then everything just disappears.”
• “and where do i go?”
• “anyone could tell from here.”
• “are you finishing that or…?”
• “are you stupid or stupid?”
• “anything, just call me, okay?”
• “bitch better have my money.”
• “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
• “but did you do it?”
• “call me now. it’s urgent.”
• "can’t you listen to me?”
• “cross that. don’t answer that.”
• “don’t even think about it.”
• “don’t you dare walk away.”
• “do it. i dare you.”
• “did you think i forgot?”
• “eventually… you just move on.”
• “even if you still do.”
• “everything will fall into place.”
• “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
• “for once, i need you.”
• “for once… i was right.”
• “for once… i was wrong.”
• “forget i even asked you.”
• “forget it. you fucking suck.”
• “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
• “fuck off. i mean it.”
• “give and take. that’s life.”
• “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
• “have you lost your mind?”
• “hello? it’s me. i was-”
• “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
• “here’s a glass of whatever.”
• “how about a hug, hm?”
• “how about you make me?”
• “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
• “i can’t be around you.”
• “i don’t need you, really.”
• “i don’t need this now.”
• “is this your first time?”
• “it’s just a cut, really.”
• “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
• “i said i love you.”
• “just don’t fuck it up.”
• "just… come back alive, okay?”
• “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
• “kick his ass for me.”
• “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
• “life really sucks. feel better.”
• “letting go hurts… a lot.”
• “let me live, will you?”
• “no, i don’t need you.”
• “nothing can hurt me now.”
• “nothing matters anymore to me.”
• “okay it was me… so?”
• “people lie all the time.”
• “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
• “please, you can’t die now.”
• “please don’t leave me alone.”
• “quiet. they can hear us.”
• “quick! give me your phone!”
• “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
• “quit it or i’ll bite.”
• “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
• "really? do i look stupid?”
• “real smooth, tripping over air.”
• “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
• “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
• “seriously? give me a break.”
• “so… what are we now?”
• “so… did you miss me?”
• “so… can we go eat?”
• “so… when’s the next flight?”
• “so… how did everything go?”
• “sometimes, i wish you died.”
• “so what? you did it.”
• “time passes slower without you.”
• “then what do you suggest?”
• “the fuck? who are you?”
• “then you tell me why.”
• “this is not working out.”
• “this isn’t what i wanted.”
• “this is all a fucking disaster.”
• “when did it all happen?”
• “who knew you’d be here?”
• “why do i even bother?”
• “why do i love you?”
• “why didn’t you tell me?”
• “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
• “you can’t be here now.”
• “you look like an accident.”
• “you really need to go.”
• “you know who to call.”
• "zero fucks given. next please.”

• “Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
• “I just really need a hug right now…”
• “You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
• “Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
• “It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
• “Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
• “I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
• “We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
• “This would look so cute on you!”
• “Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
• “I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
• “You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
• “I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
• “Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
• “My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
• “Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
• “After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
• “Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
• “C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
• “I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
• “If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
• “What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
• “When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
• “Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
• “It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
• “It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
• “Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
• “Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
• “I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
• “C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
• “I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
• “I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
• “HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
• “Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
• “If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
• “Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
• “THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
• “I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
• “If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
• “I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
• “Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
• “The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
• “You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
• “I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
• “There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
• “Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
• “Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
• “That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
• “If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
• “We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

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