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@illuminati-aja / illuminati-aja.tumblr.com

Scorpio. INTP. Gryffindor. She/her. 17. Bi.
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I made a second blog!

Henlo rats just letting you guys know that I made a second blog (@mylilwitchycorner) for all of my witchcraft related stuff so if that interests you or if you just wanna give me moral support then go follow!!!

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Anonymous asked:

why don't you like derek? not to be rude i'm not upset just curious

here we go:

1. he threw a glass at Isaac, made him sleep on the floor and broke his arm while knowing damn well of isaac’s history of abuse, i don’t care if he was trying to teach him a lesson or whatever reason, it’s messed up.

2. he manipulated vulnerable teenagers into the bite ( Boyd, Erica and Isaac), he knew they wouldn’t say no. Boyd had trouble making friends, Isaac was abused and Erica had  seizures. He convinced them that the bite would make everything better then Erica and Boyd ended up dead.

3. he abused stiles, oh yeah sterek shippers are gonna kill me for this but it’s fucking true. Writers and fans like to think of this as funny, comic relief but you turn stiles into a girl and people would be freaking the fuck out. Derek is a grown man and he is a werewolf, Stiles is a teenage boy and this kinda shit is not okay:

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4. He victim blamed Lydia.

5. Stalked Scott. 

And he gets away with all of it because he is a pretty white boy with a tragic back story.

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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Anonymous asked:

why don't you like derek? not to be rude i'm not upset just curious

here we go:

1. he threw a glass at Isaac, made him sleep on the floor and broke his arm while knowing damn well of isaac’s history of abuse, i don’t care if he was trying to teach him a lesson or whatever reason, it’s messed up.

2. he manipulated vulnerable teenagers into the bite ( Boyd, Erica and Isaac), he knew they wouldn’t say no. Boyd had trouble making friends, Isaac was abused and Erica had  seizures. He convinced them that the bite would make everything better then Erica and Boyd ended up dead.

3. he abused stiles, oh yeah sterek shippers are gonna kill me for this but it’s fucking true. Writers and fans like to think of this as funny, comic relief but you turn stiles into a girl and people would be freaking the fuck out. Derek is a grown man and he is a werewolf, Stiles is a teenage boy and this kinda shit is not okay:

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4. He victim blamed Lydia.

5. Stalked Scott. 

And he gets away with all of it because he is a pretty white boy with a tragic back story.

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Fred and George book differences

I found this website that shows Fred and George’s separate characteristics and personalities throughout the book. The writer of this post uses statistics from all 7 books showing which subliminal role each twin takes on. It’s actually really interesting and if you’re a F/G writer then this is fantastic, I wish I found this sooner!

P.S. I’m writing an Imagine right now, it’ll be up soon! Sorry for being MIA again, you know how it goes: uni, cheerleading, primary school placement, gym etc!

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I made a second blog!

Henlo rats just letting you guys know that I made a second blog (@mylilwitchycorner) for all of my witchcraft related stuff so if that interests you or if you just wanna give me moral support then go follow!!!

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I finally did it- i made a blog for my witchy stuff!!

like/reblog if you’re a witchy blog so i can follow you (i’d love to make new friends/mutuals so a fb would be nice but like idc you do you) my dash is dead rip

Guys I made a blog for all my witchy shit so go check it out if you're interested!!!!

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captainevans

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

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I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

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tygermama

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

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The signs as the poetry of Sappho

Aries: "Of thunder, in my ears."
Taurus: "The greatest beauty earth can offer;"
Gemini: "—I have a childlike heart"
Cancer: “soft as she is”
Leo: "I desire and I crave."
Virgo: "—I conversed with you in a dream"
Libra: "the brightness and beauty of the sun."
Scorpio: "You burn me."
Sagittarius: "But all is to be dared,"
Capricorn: "bittersweet, undefeated creature–"
Aquarius: "Softer than rainfall at twilight,"
Pisces: "What means this passionate grief,—"
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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

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*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

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What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"

  • the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
  • the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
  • the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, you’re either inadequate or they’re too needy
  • the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
  • the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
  • the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
  • the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
  • the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
  • the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

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I love you all so much, happy pride month

And if you can’t be out because of lousy environments or personal safety risks, or if you’re still figuring things out, or if you’re just not ready, please take this moment to know that you are just as legitimate as any other LGBTQIA person.

And please know that you are loved. <3

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