the wreckage of stars —

This was awesome lol.

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!

me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

The split-second play bow the doggo does before he takes off really makes this whole video XD

i think im having two mental break downs at the same time and they're canceling each other out

Power move of the century.

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun

SPEEDRUUUUUUUN

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

the funniest thing is that they really weren’t the impostor

How Things are Made 🎨

GAME OF THRONES (2011-2019) season 1, episode 10  — season 8, episode 6

I was waiting for specifically this to come out of the Among Us craze.

God finally, i was HOPING it was that audio

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

me, talking to my ridiculously smart friends:

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

Aang: fuck ba sing se and its rules

Toph:

I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on