Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.

When you sneeze in public, strangers will say “bless you”, even though they don’t know you.

When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.

People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don’t have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you’re heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they’re getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don’t even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don’t find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they’re saying “I love you, I love you, I love you”.

God, I needed to read this today. Humanity is overwhelmingly full of hope and kindness and it’s very easy to forget that these days.

Make sure that your goalie gets some enrichment in their enclosure.

Reblog if I can spam you with boops

it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives

Mo Seider: “Experience wise, probably the coolest thing I’ve been a part of in hockey.”

Dylan Larkin: “One of the coolest nights of my career…We were there to play for Kaner.”

“I’d say his timing on the ice is pretty good, too, haha”

Official Post of Massachusetts

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

@videogamecows

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

the bar is very low happy little onion, so please work your magic

*correction noted at end

*at least we do have confirmation from dr lexi brown that they do bathe. in fact they bathe too much. But they also makeout while they bathe every time

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

pour one out for all those fic readers who found one author who wrote one really good fic for their fandom then clicked on their profile to find they wrote exactly one fic for that fandom and the rest for, like, csi or something

and if one of my mutuals thinks some random character i’ve never heard of is gay well then they’re right

I spend 90 minutes online an hour somehow

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

i had to add these and i’m sure there are more

Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.

Bonus: That weird phenomenon when dudes will grab a buddy to keep people on the other team from interfering with fights on the ice.

god these guys are so gay

Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.

the stanley cup playoffs said happy pride month

gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)

ok but sidney crosby looks like this:

and has an ass like this:

so i understand the thirst

Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?

The rituals are intricate 😌

Memorial Cup 2013: Halifax Mooseheads’ Stefan Fournier kissed Jonathan Drouin after a goal, defies people to chirp him about it

more:

Fun Fact: The Halifax Mooseheads went on to win the Memorial Cup

(other notable players on the team included Nathan Mackinnon, Mackenzie Weegar, and Martin Frk)

And here’s Travis Green & Ziggy Palffy:

oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need

btw can i also add that straight out of a romcom/bollywood movie moment where two hockey player’s laces get tangled up mid-game

While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.

the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:

(and now they have another daughter together LOOK AT THIS BLISS)

also if we thirstin’ about sidney crosby on this giant post, i have also got to point out the Power carly jackson holds…

in honor of the nhl’s “whole lot of fucking” november, here’s more tenderhorniness

and this extremely wholesome fight turned prom dance: