When you remember the anti-vax movement
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL
This post was prophetic
I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.
Thanks, I hate it
Just shut up and watch
THIS IS SO WORTH YOUR TIME!!!
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
So, our old post started getting stale I guess and stopped gaining traction but we still need a lot of help. We are very poor, very disabled, and very underemployed. Elia got a job at school but will only be getting 6 hrs a week and whatever shifts need to be covered. I’m applying for jobs but not hearing anything back (probably because I’m disabled! Lmao!) We need help with buying food, essentials, medicine, and gas to get Elia to and from school. Please help a couple lesbians keep their heads above water. We really really need it. If you want to negotiate for something in exchange for money just dm me.
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Hey y’all were still trying to make it till elias first check comes in till next week and even then it won’t be a whole bunch if you can reblog and/or donate it would be very helpful!!!
one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended
This whole post is a big big big mood
nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like
Its so strange to spend all your teenage years thinking you’re the ugliest creature in the world. An absolute swamp goblin, if you will.
But then you stumble upon old teen photos when you’re 20 only to realise that you were never ugly? You just looked like a child. Your vision of yourself was just being manipulated by hormones, insecurity and unrealistic beauty standards.
So yeah if you’re a teenager right now and you think you’re the ugliest motherfucker in the universe you’re wrong. Wait it out for a few more years, this WILL be just a phase in your life and you will overcome it, you can do this.
October 10, 2019Mental Health day.
A very simplified version of a very serious, very complex matter.
#pascalcampion
Oh my god I’m going to cry
growth is sometimes a lonely process
The way she, without thinking, picks up my coat, holding it open for me. And as my arms side through the sleeves, the gentle way she wraps her arms around me, ensuring I’m tucked in snug as a bug. The way when we leave the restaurant she, without thinking, lightly jogs ahead to open her truck door for me. The way she, without thinking, grabs the bulk of the grocery bags from my car after our weekly shopping trip.
These actions that come so natural to her, without thought, these small considerations, these are the moments that make me feel loved and cherished. These are the moments I feel cared for. It’s not the grand gestures, it’s the every day moments. The ones where the gentle dance of her butchness as it caresses the femme parts of my soul, the glide of her callused hand into my palm during a sad commercial. It’s these moments that make a life. That make a marriage.
She’ll never know the way it makes me feel, but I appreciate every moment with my handsome butch wife.
You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Don’t fuck with flamingos
26th century sociologist voice: “and this is why Floridians adorned their lawns with the flamingo, even as the waters rose around them: to symbolize hope and resilience in the face of an overwhelmingly hostile environment.”
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
