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Train derailment❗️ it flew up and away

Mister engineer sir? There's been a problem. Youre not gonna believe this. It go up. In a bad way that is wrong for trains.

If you’re gonna get a prosthetic, might as well go the extra mile and make it badass-looking.

#I mean that’s pretty neat just in general#but more specifically I can’t stop thinking#“imagine if you broke into some guy’s house and you come face-to-face with him and his eye starts GLOWING”#“the risk I took was calculated. but man. am I bad at math” moment for sure

the oncelerrrrrrr

Drake

Me bc i never forgot abt this show bc i thought i saw a real kid actually being hit by a train as a kid and i was so shocked the show never left my head. Forgotten by most, but it lives within me almost everyday

Off topic but interesting little fact:

This show ran for 20 episode and the last 9-11 or so are lost media. CN did their best to wipe it off the face of the earth. Some episodes are only available in various languages but not in English. And like I said others aren't available at all as far as anyone knows.

Out of Jimmy's Head. It was a series following a cartoon network tv movie called Re-Animated. It existed during the CN live action era.

And this is the scene im referencing too. Yes, the actual thing is this choppy, the gif did not fuck up.

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

all the gay people on here are always posting screenshots from like an alternate universe version of seinfeld where every episode is about george costanza lounging on sofas and in restaurants and monologuing his fearful explorations of the nebulous corners of his gender and sexual identity

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

fell for the oldest trick in the book

breaking danville. official crossover . yes i plan to do more of these and u should be afraid about it

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more shitposts n doodles under the cut 👇

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space