i made this post like a decade ago
why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
I jacked off to american psycho before, in a hotel bathroom with one of those portable dvd players
Do you realize how scary this makes you sound
bookstore cats...the cutest!
avatar patches from Gnome Depot
more of you should be taking vitamin D supplements
sincerely. especially after this year of being in quarantine. more people should be taking vitamin D daily
my good dude do not hide this in the tags, and i’ll explain before everyone asks: vitamin D deficiency increases your likelihood of upper respiratory infections. so it’s not that vitamin D will cure you of COVID, but that it will help prevent you from being susceptible to contracting it (along with all other measures) and help you fight it if you do contract it as it stops an exaggerated inflammatory response!
take vitamin D supplements kids!!!
listening to bright eyes while reading h*me stuck so basically im gonna be 2012 sandy for a bit
guess it’s time to hyperfixate on bands again now that im single
Henry Guillaume Schlesinger (1814 - 1893)
The Five Senses
Just gals being pals
being dumped after a 3 1/2 year relationship and five days before ur birthday sux
wish i could just inject all of h*mest*ck into my brain so i could actually finish it without rereading everything
im only posting here because i can’t really post it on my other social medias but covid can suck my ass
it’s not fair that i could take every precaution to be safe and careful but because one jackass at work got sick and came in because “i swear it’s not covid” and “im fine, i don’t need to go home”, im in my bed for the last five days feeling like my head is full of static and no amount of rest, painkillers, or hydration seems to have helped at all
fucking wear your mask ugh
amendment: painkillers helped but they fucked my stomach up