You've Met With a Terrible Fate, Haven't You?

Quote by J.E.W. (@shipswithsails)

yeah everything is fine *smokes so much weed*

i hate a “i didn’t watch spongebob” ass bitch

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

adventure!!!

first time making a riso print so i'm kinda excited. hehe

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

Tumblr porn ban circa 2018

I don't know why i made this

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

2024... year of the royal we

Finally...

your wiiness

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2024 is a better mental health year for everyone

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil