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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

in case no one has said this to you today, you are doing your best and you are going to be okay

baby animals blog

I love how its eyebrows just shoot up when the thing disappears. XD

XD

I’m cackling

ahahahahahahahah fantastico

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

okay but remember the book where the old lady literally breaks into her son’s house just to hold him

She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted

DOn’t let that tiny cat escape

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