DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS

Thanks for existing

DEAR ARTISTS

Thank you for everything ❤️

DEAR REBLOGGERS AND COMMENTERS

Thank you for inspiration and motivation

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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look at her grippers

my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

ok……. i trust you. Here i go✋

YEEAAAOWWCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uouegh

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

this is the funniest shit to me I'm going to cry

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

Round body and little legs not made for traversing long distances

Take a break from ffxiv content and look at my childrün

They shared the sofa the other day and didn't fight! I am a proud mama

timeless