Mike

mikepierpont

"hey what are you doing?"

"wyoming."

"isn’t that a state?"

"no it’s a verb."

*continues to wyom*

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned

briellegia

It’s about fucking time

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

What the fuck even was the 90’s