dork central

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

I love subjects and topics

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters

On a more serious note though perhaps I'm obsessed with this because I want more sympathy for characters who externalize their problems. Fuck being a perfect victim fuck being a decent one, something horrible was done to you and it was never recognized and you will never ever get back the person you were before, you had everything taken from you and now all you're left with is anger and sharp things and you know what. You should be able to bite people about it

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

lets fucking kill him!!!!!!!!!

What if he was a feminist and will protect her even if it meant killing himself

What if he was also a woman at the same time

He said sorry btw

He died.

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

im goingnto shit myself

im just fucking with you my liege

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix