Follow the path of your heroes. (via imgur)

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

i hate how me opening tumblr in the morning is a parallel to some grumpy old fuck reading the newspaper. good morning let’s read the Blue Hell Gazette.

i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds 

I been laughing at this for 2 hours.

90% of the time I just wanna go home.

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

With a large chin, a prominent slightly arched nose and delicate lips, the “face” of England’s King Richard III was unveiled on Tuesday, a day after researchers confirmed his remains had finally been found after 500 years.

A team of university archaeologists and scientists announced on Monday that a skeleton discovered last September underneath a council parking lot in Leicester was indeed that of Richard, the last English king to die in battle, in 1485.

Devotees of Richard, who have long campaigned to restore his reputation, proudly revealed a 3D reconstruction of the long-lost monarch’s head on Tuesday, introducing him to reporters as “His Grace Richard Plantagenet, King of England and France, Lord of Ireland”.

READ ON: Face of Richard III, England’s “king in the car park”, revealed

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

Etiquette warnings shown before silent films (1910s)

Hats were like the cell-phones of the 1910s.

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning students