Massive loser
medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on
gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
how do you become so well read?
Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.
They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it
I really wish reviewbrah would do full drag just once he has such beautiful bone structure
im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
The funniest thing I have read tonight
we all got that one homie whose company always leads to you craving their gentle and knowing touch
just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
he said yes
this man is twisted. Sick .
Taylor swift fans heads would explode if they heard a 5'10 middle aged trucker shitting in a public bathroom
it would be an honor to jump into the engine of taylor swifts private jet like a scared goose right as it lifts off the ground