gay fey

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

Hi I got overwhelmed with so much love I had to paint your gar

This is STUNNING

mike’s hard past couple of months

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

I love subjects and topics

help why are you so mad

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

we just keep naming bugs like this

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

the dead don’t always die

Ebay listing pictures remain an untapped well of fantastic images

tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

kimtty

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

me (scared & alone) out in the wider world trying to broaden my horizons: