wow hello uh ive been locked out of this account sadly and im only on because of my old ipod, i thought id let you guys know ive moved to a new blog, @softlane so if you want to keep up with me im there!!
Im @softlane now! please follow me there
wow hello uh ive been locked out of this account sadly and im only on because of my old ipod, i thought id let you guys know ive moved to a new blog, @softlane so if you want to keep up with me im there!!
existing is exhausting
DO NOT KISS A GIRL WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign
Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together
Me: *immediately forgives someone for their hurtful behavior towards me*
Me, later: actually, you know fucking what,,
me: *meets someone new*
in my head: *slot machine rolling what kind of personality i should present to this one*
having handled marine animals I can assure you that there’s nothing sexy about tentacles
Where do baby octopuses come from then Oh… wait… noooo
in some species, a male octopus will rip off a specialized sperm-carrying tentacle and just… hand it to a female
“here. take this. use it well.”
just-shower-thoughts:
If Snails are so slow, why dont we ever see them coming? Its like…boom there’s a snail
they’re only slow when we are watching
buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”
garfield was always talking about food instead of sex……dare i say hes asexual?
he’s the queer aroace representation we’ve always wanted
hes so brave and so fucking orange
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot
and
ok but
and
hmmm and perhaps
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Me On Chopped
“Oh shit he can fly now”