Land of Stairs and Blaze

If you disagree, you have no heart

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Fuck you goat man

this is so fucking funny like if u want ur drink earlier then come earlier dumb ass

that would be the smart thing to do instead of insulting starbucks on twitter cause someone ordered a caramel frappe and u got all in ur feels about it

That’s a cheaper drink, too. ‘Hey company, you should prioritize me because I spend less money at your establishment and feel superior to customers who order what your company is most known for’ Not likely to make much headway

But you’d think first maybe they’d be like ‘hey the workers are overtaxed and there should be another worker to take the strain off and make it go faster’, first, too.

If there’s only one barista, who’s running the express line?

Also, there kind of is an ‘express’ lane? It’s available to nice regular customers.

Genuinely. I learn the baristas’ names (they’ve all got name tags, it’s not hard), smile, if there’s no queue and they’re not super busy I’ll ask about how they’re doing, compliment the coffees (”Yeeeeah Eliza makes awesome lattes!”), and the only complaint I’ve ever made was: “Hey, er, there’s no caramel syrup in this.” “Oh! I’ll make you a new one.” “Can you just put the syrup in the top?” “That’s not how we make it. It’ll taste different.” “Babe it’s coffee I don’t care.”

If the person on the bar doesn’t have a line of drinks to make, mine starts getting made the second I walk in. If there’s a queue because there’s one person at the counter who hasn’t decided what they want, I get handed my coffee before I even ask for it. They’ve purposefully gone through the cups to get me a ‘winner’. They’ve given me a month’s worth of ‘free coffee’ vouchers, meant for their 100th customer of the year but the 8 people in before me weren’t polite. There was even one specific barista who charged me for small lattes, whilst making me large caramel lattes because she was proving her point that their chain were nicer than a competing chain.

Just be nice, and you’ll have less stuff to complain about. People generally want to help, don’t give them a reason not to.

Another note, Starbucks has an app that you can use to preorder your drink and come pick it up, it’ll be already done and waiting for you when you walk in the door. THAT is the express lane, and if dipshit chose to stand in a 45 minute line for his 4 dollar half coffee half ice he’s not just wrong, he’s stupid.

Ok but what the hell does this guy mean by ‘professional’ customer Is yelling at Starbucks baristas their day job or smth?

hey so like this is a Huge Mood™ lately

Capturing the innocence and explosive anger of Aggie meant animating her literally being torn between the two states of being. This was one my favorite parts of Paranorman, where the ironic facade fell away and the true heart of the story was revealed.

New commission post

LGBT ARMORY GENERAL SALE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The LGBT armory collection will be on sale to the public SUNDAY, JANUARY 20th, 3PM EST! If you came too late for the kickstarter, your chance is here!

More details below:

•Both Pins And Patches will be available

•They will be up on both my (newly made) Etsy and storenvy if you want to watch my store or follow. I ship internationally!

•Both monochrome and full color pins will be on sale

•Monochrome Pins are VERY limited edition and will never be reordered, so if you want one, plan ahead!

•Colored Pins are open edition for now!

•Pins are 2” at the largest and patches are 6” at the largest (we fight as one), iron on backing

•All Pins are hard enamel except we fight as one, which is soft and rainbow plated

•Full sets will be available while I have stock .

I will be posting drop warnings throughout the week but especially 24 hours, a few hours, and a few minutes before—the best way to not miss the drop is to follow me on my socials so you don’t miss the warnings! Thank you for your patience and I hope to have a great launch with you all! 🌈🌟💖

Had some questions on cost, the pins will be 15 and the patches 12 with a slight discount for full sets! 😊

hobi singing not today (all korean ver.) 💛

Some advice for drawing people who have both hair… and horns!! :O

Also, you may feel more comfortable drawing the whole horn first, and that’s fine too! Mostly the point is just to try to draw the hair growing around the horn, rather than under it.

Hope this helps!

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So neat tho???

miles: actually im thirteen so shutvthe fuck up