how to write elder scrolls lore
just copy the way things are written in winnie the pooh and add phrases like “amaranth” and “godhead” and “enantiomorph”
Through copse and spinney marched Trini-The-Mac; down open slopes of gorse and nirnroot, over rocky beds of magnus, up steep banks of time into the nirnroot again; and so at last, tired and hungry, to the Ada-Mantia Tower. For it was in the Ada-Mantia Tower that Aka-Upon-Dragon lived….. Aka-Upon-Dragon lived at the impossipoint, an old-world residence of great newness, which was grander than anybody else’s, or seemed so to Trini-The-Mac, because it had both a knocker and a bell-pull….. …..he knocked and pulled the knocker, and he pulled and knocked the bell-rope, and he called out in a very loud voice, “Aka! I require and answer! It’s Trini-The-Mac speaking.” And the door opened, and Aka looked out. “Hallo, Trini-The-Mac, he said. "How’s things?” “Terrible and Sad,” said Trini-The-Mac, because Veloth who is an acolyteof mine, has lost his way. And he’s Moping about it. So could you very kindly tell me how to find it for him?“
roxy i know this is Jokes but this is genuinely more fun and pleasant to read than the vast majority of Deep Lore’s ive read, nice done
i literally plagiarized winnie the pooh and changed a few words to make it weirder
my statement still stands
