twitter doodle im posting at the request of @perce

THANK YOU

not if i doom the narrative first.

Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham This is not a good time.

He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.

It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.

So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.

He used them to vent.

Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.

The goons actually backed off.

One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.

Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.

So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.

She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.

"I brought Bruce Wayne with me!" "...Where?" "Right here!" "That is a credit card." "And what is Bruce Wayne if not money?" "This is true."

So on the one hand, incredible indeed what is Bruce Wayne if not his money

On the other hand, Spoiler breaking into the Bat Cave before Bruce can suit up for the day, grabbing him by the collar and telling him he can do more good in this suit tonight, and driving away without explaining

Bruce using all his detective skills to work out what the fuck she’s doing, why they broke into a random apartment and why he’s been hidden in the bedroom

The door is opened, presumably for the apartment’s owner

(At this point he assumes it’s one of the teen heroes or one of their friends)

And overhears this exact conversation

Tries not to laugh because listen that is very funny and very Steph

But Danny’s a smart guy he’s not gonna try credit card fraud on the richest man around

He gives the card back like “nah I get you’re a vigilante I’m just not gonna take some guy’s credit card without permission”

Spoiler sighs heavily and dramatically and says “well I guess I’ll just get my backup Wayne”

Danny expects another credit card

Bruce, with perfect comedic timing, wanders out to ask where the bathroom is

@perce

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

never forget what was taken from you

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Guards, dissect this man

No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour

Guards, sous vide this man

Guards, prepare this man for dinner

Guards, rend this man asunder

Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him

Guards, resurrect him I didn't like that last phrasing

my liege is everything okay in there

Leave me be I'm trying to figure out how to metaphorically cannibalize someone

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

FUNNIEST FRAME IN THE WHOLE BSD

akutagawa and friend spotted!

(yeah they’re silly idiots <3)

@perce ask and you shall recieve

“can’t stand her fake ass”

[10 minutes later]

me and the bestie!!!

THANK YOU 🥹💛

FUNNIEST FRAME IN THE WHOLE BSD

akutagawa and friend spotted!

(yeah they’re silly idiots <3)

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

I didn't even care about the result, the questions here are just delightful

Can you believe I’m going to make… 4 different charms/standees??? Nobody stopped me and things got out of hand ;__; Can’t wait to have them in my hands and bury myself in my own sskk art )-(o

random thing i made forever ago that i never posted

“You made me love you,” the hero said. They stared out of the window, quietly, watching the rain spit down across the streets. 

The villain froze in the doorway, studying them, the cup of love-potion spiked tea still cradled in their hand. 

“I’ve known for weeks,” the hero continued, idly almost. They didn’t glance over. “It’s obvious. Too sweet in the tea.” 

“You’re still drinking it.” 

“I wanted to see what you would do. Waited.”

The villain swallowed, at that.  They hadn’t done anything - aside from give the tea. Perhaps that was the most damning thing of all.

my personal character design opinion

alternatively