looks bad michael
no one:
luke skywalker, a new hope:
i am committed to TWO THINGS
- FAGGING IT UP
- THE BIT
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i’m in love with you
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
When your whole squad backs you up in a fight but you music af.
Unmute !
I watched this without sound and it was just so happy and joyful I knew it could only get better with the music
And I was right
tippy taps
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
So I replaced the music in the big Kral Zera fight sequence and, um, I think it worked a little TOO well
Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance
Holy fuck watch this
I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.
But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…
Vittorio knows what the ladies like.
I need to redraw from references more
Tropes You can Pry from My Cold, Dead Hands:
- Royalty/Bodyguard OTP dynamic
- Tough, stoic character who is soft for one(1) person
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- “My job is to protect you!” “Well I’m gonna do the dangerous thing anyway because it’s the right thing to do. If you wanna protect me, you’ll just have to come with me.”
- The Power of Friendship
- Friend groups that have both a Mom Friend and a Dad Friend
(even better if the two are dating/pining) - Characters that are total badasses, but also crack jokes and snark the whole fight
- Self-rescuing damsels in distress
- When the tough loner character that got hurt protecting the other characters pretends not to be injured
- The other characters realizing the tough loner character got hurt protecting them, immediately shouting “You’re hurt!” and rushing to help them
- True Love
- The super nice/peaceful character that can also whoop your ass
- When the super nice/peaceful character utterly DESTROYS the bad guy that hurt/scared their friends
- That moment right after the Hero’s Self-Doubt Moment, when they look up at the villain, the music changes, and you KNOW the bad guy is about to get wrecked
- The heroes all sitting down for a meal together, talking and laughing and being a family
- Found Gamily Dynamics
- When a villain is doing their villain song and they grab the hero and maneuver them through a dance
- When the tomboy and the girly girl are actually besties
- Awkward love confessions
- OTPs being domestic
- When the stoic loner character is playing with a bunch of kids, and the character that didn’t like them very much is watching from afar with a smile as they realize they’re not so bad after all
- When to characters accidentally get married to each other
- When an OTP accidentally confesses their love in the middle of an argument
- The character that’s basically the team’s adopted mother/grandmother, and every member of the team will JACK YOU UP if you do much as talk bad about her
- When two characters who are pining for each other end up dancing together at a party, and the UST is so thick you could cut it with a knife
- The sunshiny optimist character who’s best friend is the grim and cynical character
- The grim and cynical character who would die for the sunshiny optimist
- When two characters have gotten really close together as they argued and keep glancing to the other character’s mouth because they realized how close they are and really want to kiss them
- When a character is desperate to talk to their crush, but has no idea what to actually SAY once they’re together
- When the emotionally constipated character waxes poetic about their crush in their head/to their friends, but can only manage to say things like “What’s up asshole” to their crush in person
- When the tough stoic character just MELTS when looking at their lover/best friend
- Villains who treat their subordinates like friends
- When a character who’s jilted lovers and been selfish in the past goes full ride-or-die for the hero they’ve fallen in love with
Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.
Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.
One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.
I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.
I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.
He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.
Is that really too much to ask?
This actually made me feel really good about my day because I somehow managed 80 points?
a fuckin. professional.
look I only got 5 points
You got a whole 5 points! I’m so proud of you!
reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed
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If I might add…
may i add
modern hieroglyphics