he lived he died he served cunt

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

gertie and gerry :3

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought

I don't know whose room this is but I'm obsessed with how they live

just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

drives me up a wall when i see people say things like 'what about the israelis' right now, bro look around you, we are digging up mass graves of palestinians and there are daily pogroms in the west bank can we focus for a little bit??

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

why can't you people care like this about actual real living and dying people

okay actually no hold on i'm cracking this wide open in my head.

people like this they want to pretend they have something to fight for because they grew up on the hunger games and stuff like that so they want to be cool idealised """revolutionaries""". but when the chance to actually do real tangible good and actually fight for a cause comes, when they find out it is not easy or constantly full of hope, and they might actually have to take a real risk for the first time, they ignore it, because actual concrete change is too scary for them. but they still want to Feel like they're fighting for something, so they make up problems to try and rally and solve so they can feel like katniss everdeen or whoever, without actually risking anything important to them to solve real problems

“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

Louder for the minors in the back, please.

What I’m responsible for in my fandom:

1. Making a good faith effort to include relevant and informative tags and labels on my creative works.

2. Making a good faith effort to use the “author chose not to warn” rating, a “contains potentially upsetting content” note, cuts or community ratings, or otherwise indicating that there might be untagged, triggering content if I’m not up to or don’t want to tag it.

3. Being a good fandom citizen; not sending death threats or hate, not bullying people, being kind and thoughtful to those I interact with, and leaving alone things that would prompt me to act otherwise.

4. Curating my own experience; not engaging with people or material that I know will be harmful or upsetting to me, disengaging when I realize that something is harmful or upsetting to me, and using tools such as blocklists and tag filters to hide content I don’t want to see.

5. Doing the opposite of whatever the fuck bullshit is going on in tiktok at all times.

Museum Date

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

well, i know about lump fish

Good to see we’re all on the same page

"stump hodgepodge" is one of the funniest taz balance segments. "What's the biggest prime number?" "It's up there" invented comedy

"the late merle highchurch rolled a five" iconic "how many fingers do i have behind my back?" "i'm going to say four" iconic "merle hightower highchurch" iconic "he's got it on speakerphone" iconic "who do we work for?" iconic

I'm just one person, and it's my opinion, and it's only one interpretation of the text among many, and -I'm oversimplifying for the sake of clarity- and there is ongoing disagreement among historians about whether or not you should huff my nuts until you go blind

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...