fictional worlds are better

Terry Crews is literally the best.

I’m literally. Crying. 😂😂😂

Susan, I’m starving 😂😂💀

“Now it’s time for scary stories from the future.”

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

Hi. I like a boy 🌻💕

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

i love that victory slide

He showed his failures, his frustrations and then HIT THAT SHIT.

*Clears throat*

I’ve been saying this for years but now we have proof that that was a sex scene in The Lion king

this time next year, I want it all to be so different

Rich people showers

Originally posted by weegems

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

This really helped to make me less angry.

It got better

why do british people call french fries chips??? what do they call actual potato chips????

crisps

ah an onomatopoeia that’s neat

We’re simple like that