wow an updated Koemi, doing a dance of death of course :-)
Not taking any chances
pet owner: *hears noise*
pet owner:ย
Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone whoโs been dead for thousands of years.
she wasnโt a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such.ย she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaohโs statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.
damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards
The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis IIIย tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked graveย in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief isย if your are forgotten in the living world you donโt exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in deathย
My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary
She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.
If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?
Iโm just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.ย
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. โMiss me, bitches?โย
Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.
Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.
Bnha chapter 195
Can you believe these children
ARE CLAPPING
Imagine going to high school and some asshole walks up and declares โhey Iโm not here to be friends Iโm here to beat your assโ and your entire class goes โhm not bad, I like that murderous glare, you are One of Us now.โ
Such a better culture than at my high school honestly.
She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.
Boi i was not ready
she lets them feel her biceps
Game developers please take notes: when you allow for โmuscularโ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.
โฆyeah, thereโs something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.
You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.
b/c iโve never seen this post with her name in it iโm going to add it here.
Her name is Yeon-Woo Jhi and she won the Arnold Classic Europe in 2013.
I relate strongly to the lighter haired girl in the back going :O the whole time
Hot Damn
... this isnโt titanic wtf
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
NPC Energy
Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things Iโd said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like heโd just walked up to me and pressed A.ย