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Saddled with unnecessary... feelings

@cloudsoveravalir / cloudsoveravalir.tumblr.com

h a m p t e r (not free from critical role spoilers)
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fluent-in-lesbianism
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thyrell

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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thyrell

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

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lumeninfusco

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

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lumeninfusco

OH SON OF A BITCH

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derinthescarletpescatarian

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

#oh my god its not a joke
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theguyoutsidethewindow
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imperiuswrecked

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

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grumpygreenwitch

As it came to me I give it to you.

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit
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writing-prompt-s

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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beleester
  • Partial transformation - mummy rot is slowly turning you to sand, a near miss from a medusa left you with partially stoned body parts, etc.
  • Hypnotic suggestions from being mind controlled persist after the controller’s death, causing the victim to occasionally take actions to support the cause of a mind flayer cult that no longer exists.
  • Repeated demonic possession has left the patient with permanent gaps in their soul’s defenses, causing them to immediately get re-possessed if they go outside a consecrated area.
  • Post-resurrection trauma as the revived soul remembers an unpleasant afterlife.
  • Magical healing can get very weird if something is stuck in the wound. It’ll get you back on your feet, but you can get outcomes like “there’s a chunk of wood fused into your chest because the magic couldn’t figure out how to get the arrow out of your chest and just healed it in place,” and this can cause mobility issues or infection vectors down the line.
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