Mary.S.LAF

legends 

Happy Valentine’s Day you miraculous bunch of people💕 Stay groovy✨

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

the fbi man is getting real tired of me laughing at the same meme five times

“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt

Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?! …Or does that only apply when the victims are White? …Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

i just read nutsack as homestuck and honestly there’s no coming back from that.

Youve gone in too deep for too long

could say im 

balls deep

this way too sweet

Grandpa swag on 5hunna

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon