You saw Dex sitting in the pile of bears taking a massive shit on them all, the poo was so alluring you couldn’t help but smother it all over yourself

"Wow Y/N" said Dex, "that’s pretty fucked up", Dex then pulled out his baby sandwich and took a bite but it seemed like something was missing. You…

Literally what the fuck Dexter? I thought this whole thing was over?

Also: The* end. 

Jesus Fucking Christ just because your username is "creature imagine" doesn't mean I wrote this stupid thing to be mean and single you out, I don't even know who you are or even if you wrote fan fiction

Fuck me it's crazy how self centred (that's how you spell it in the UK go fuck yourself) people can be and think everything someone relates to them

It blows my mind

only read if you don't get butt hurt really easy and are not going to spam hate about the situation

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not bad

x

Hell yes

Hey, I’m on break right now so I just want to say this: Dex didn’t say the imagine creeped him out or said it made him feel uncomfortable.. He said it was lame. He said that it sucked. He took his time to tell a writer who takes her time out of her busy schedule to write about him, that her writing sucked. Not weird, not creepy, not uncomfortable. That it sucked.

Would you rather I lie to you and tell you that you are a writing genius?

I don't care that people write these things, it's your life- do what you want

I'm just expressing my opinion that I personally think they're lame... Can you imagine reading a fan fic about yourself that is literally the opposite of how you act and your personality, that's what I find lame, I feel like every representation of us is like we're 12 year old girls who have social problems- unless we're taking two dicks in the ass but that's a whole other ball game.

Everyone's allowed an opinion, don't have a cry when I express mine.

Mother Creature: A Creatures imagine

I wrote this before Kev was announced a creature.. Omg I feel like a proud parent. I’m so happy Kevin is a creature now you have no idea.

And I know this one is short, sorry about that! I hope you enjoy nonetheless! ~S

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This is the lamest fucking thing I've ever seen

Am I the only person who thinks the British Youtubers Alfie Deyes and Dexter Manning look alike?

We look nothing alike lol

i could not find this anywhere so i made a gif.

… have a failing Dex.

source (x)

my skills are unmatched