Danny T's Euphoric Playground

i hope goncharov ends with a crowdfunding scam we haven't had a good crowdfunding scam in a long time

btw i snuck into the hospital and put dr pepper into the IV bag of a sickly old man and he blew up and left behind a perfectly clean skeleton

it feels like we retired the post about prince philip making it clap on instagram after he actually died. as if it were a magical sword forged solely to kill him and now, having accomplished its destined task, there was nothing left but to wax it and put it away in its box, left forgotten in some mouldering attic. but surely power yet dwells within the blade. surely his corpse may yet be mocked, that it may never truly rest in peace. surely we can preserve his legacy, that he may be remembered by all of history as a nasty little thottie who was punished for his icarian arrogance, struck dead by the gods for having the foolhardy gall to make it clap on instagram.

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

i believe every word of what this man says

i learned so much from this

@fullmetalfisting these tags lmao

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

welcome to wfm969radio where all we play is ROCK (rock.. rock.. rock…) you heard us HARD ROCK. (explosion boom sound) slammers so hard it will blow your cock CLEAN OFF. thats right. CLEAN OFF! now lets get back to the music *pompeii by bastille plays*

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