Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

name… name brands?

give em the ol razzle dazzle

You know what makes me happy about Steven and Connie’s relationship? She was this NORMAL kid who liked to read and probably imagined herself in fantastic and magical settings. And then, one day, while reading a book on the beach some MAGICAL boy just shows up and??? Introduces her to his family of aliens??? I find that so cute???

This tiny lizard perfectly shedding looks like he’s wearing a tiny lizard space suit

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A BABY

Mr. Darcy: She’s tolerable, I suppose. But not handsome enough to tempt me.

Elizabeth: *intolerably walks by*

Mr. Darcy: *is tempted*

Look we can all agree Steven’s Proposal to Connie was a bad idea

But hot damn, that picnic Steven set up was romantic as fuck.

And the song? I mean come on, aces all the way

Comfort touches

Animal crossing and Steven Universe!

Cause Steven deserves a break

#i would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

WHAT A CUTIE

feral gem but shes a noodle cat & a puffball