SHE 👏 LIKES 👏 TO 👏 COLLECT 👏 ROCKS

She’s proud of herself and I’m proud of her

If I scroll past this post without reblogging it, please hold an exorcism to rid my body of the foul soul inhabiting it

of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

Why does the left one look fake, though?

That sounded expensive

What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?

Embezzling

Trying to pass anti-LGBTQ+ and ant-choice legislation.

Fabulous!

@weaux

LET HER PUT HER PAWS IN THE AIR!!!!

Put your paws up!

She clearly just don't care.

It needed to be done.

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

worth every second

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

Imagine

You’re playing Dungeons & Dragons.

And there‘s a Beholder.

Except it’s just like

It’s like

Galavant is just a game of D&D where everyone chose to multiclass as a bard

Not wrong.

This machine will always be aesthetic to me.

Guys do you remember when the slogan for the Nintendo ds was “touching is good”

No I do not and I refuse to believe it’s real.

touching is good.

That’s worse than I could imagine

And the worst part was how they whispered it at the end of every commercial.