this subway crowded as fuck, thanos was right

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

based on that one scene from the mummy x

me posting on tumblr.com:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) Directed by Chuck Russell

Greenwich foot tunnel. London, February 2016.

i swear to god one of the young moms on my fb said her kid went to another kids birthday party and the birthday boy was named oven

These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen

A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it